I'm ready for my spanking, Mr. DeMille

I've been away. And when I haven't been away I've been busy. I'm working on so many projects right now I'm worried I might forget something.

Things I need, for the upcoming film shoot:

• one 14-year-old boy
• one location, near a bike path
• if it ain't at the location, a playhouse

Everything else is pretty much set. If you can help us out, let me know. There's a place in the 'Special Thanks' for ya . . .

We had to get a new TV. The one we were babysitting randomly goes to black and then needs a rest.